Real name: Jack Meredith

Nickname: Little Italy

Height: 5'8

Weight: anorexic

Hobbies: Skateboarding and taking a shit in public places

Turn-ons: black people and Scat lovers

Turn-offs: Boils

Favorite music: Spinal Tap, Weezer

Favorite movie: Fight Club

Favorite porno: A Clockwork Orange (Porn Version)

Favorite skate video: PJ Ladd's WHL and Yeah Right!

Favorite skater: Louie Barletta

Favorite mate: Charle's sister

Favorite freak: Elephantitis Toby

Favorite part of the female body: The torn skin on the pussy